All that glitters
Midas’ living room. Two chairs and a table are the only props in the space.
Silenus enters and moves around the space like a dance. It becomes apparent that she is looking for something.
Midas enters and sees Silenus in his house.
Midas – what the hells going on here. Who are you? What are you doing in my house?
Silenus – hi there, you must be Midas right?… The name’s Silenus. I work at the D.A’s office. Look my boss sent me round here to find you, said he needs to have a word with you about something.
Midas - Well that still doesn’t give you any reason to snoop around, by all rights I should through you out… ok. Stay there, fix you a drink?
Silenus – yeah, I’ll have brandy.
Moves to drinks cabinet. Pours the drink.
Silenus – thanks, (takes a sip) like I say I’m not sure what its about but…
Dionysus enters stage right
Midas – and who the hell are you?
Dionysus – thanks Silenus, ill take it from here. You can wait in the car if you like. (Silenus leaves. To Midas extends hand) the names Dionysus. I’m the new D.A.
Midas - oh so you’re the new D.A. what d’ya want then?
Dionysus - Firstly id like to say thank you for the hospitality you’ve shown to my colleague I knew you were the right man. (goes and fixes a drink) I have a proposition for you.
Midas – go ahead I’m listening.
Dionysus –(sits on edge of table upstage right) I know you’re a pretty big player in town and I think we can help each other out. I hold a lot of sway over some certain groups in the town. I can be a very powerful friend to have for someone in your business. All I need is to be able to count on your support when my re-election comes around.
Midas – that’s seems like something I’d be able to do. But your part is a little vague. You wanna be more specific?
Dionysus – (get up walk stage right) not really, vague is good. It covers a multitude of sins. The one thing I can promise you is things will nearly always go your way from now on. (turns back to midas) Everything you touch will turn to gold… so to speak…
Midas – if I do this I will want some assurances from now on.
Dionysus – I can’t argue with that. I feel I should warn you though. I’ve made plenty of enemies getting where I am today. You join my team and I can guarantee to you that you take those enemies on as well.
Midas – enemies I can deal with. Made plenty myself in my time. If you’re gonna make me richer by all means you can count me in.
Dionysus exits stage right. Blackout
Act 2
Midas and his wife (Demodike) are in their lounge.
Midas – would you look at this. (reads from note) … if you go ahead with this deal you’ll end p sleeping with the fishes before the month is out.
Wife – that’s awful dear.
Midas – its worse than awful, and it not the only one. It’s the third death threat this month. I’m getting worried now.
Wife – well, I phoned Dionysus he’ll be over soon maybe he can sort this mess out… after all he got you into it.
Midas - … apparently its not bad enough that they burned the factory down. Thankfully no one was hurt. I dunno how much more of this I can take.
Wife – whatever happens you cant let them see its getting to you. Stop panicing and wait until Dionysus gets here.
Dionysus enters stage right
Dionysus – what the hell’s going on then?
Midas – I don’t know how much more I can take. This has got ridiculous.
Wife – he’s been receiving death threats, they burned the factory down. We cant let this go on any more. You’ve got to undo some of the deals you’ve made.
Dionysus – it not as simple as that dollface. Once a deal’s been made it cant exactly be undone. I can talk to some people. But I did warn you about this.
Midas – I had no idea what you meant.
Dionysus – you didn’t think. You got too greedy, chuck, it was always gonna happen.
Midas – are you gonna help me?
Dionysus – leave it with me. I’ll talk to my people. But I can’t make any promises. You got a phone?
Wife – thank you, it’s in the other room. Anything you can do has gotta be better than this.
Dionysus leaves stage left
Midas – god, I hope he can do something about this.
Wife – I’ve told you there’s no point panicking. Either the man can fix it or he can’t. then we start worrying.
Beat
Midas – I used to be a lion in this jungle, now this mess has turned me into a frightened ally cat. (Goes and gets himself another drink to calm his nerves.)
Dionysus returns
Midas – (expectantly) so what’s going on have you fixed it?
Dionysus – ok its done, they won’t be bothering you anymore. But ya see what happens when you get carried away. Got yourself wrapped up in the nastiness.
Midas – thanks so much.
Dionysus – but just so you know. This, here, is it now. I got no more favours left to give. So consider it my parting gift.
Midas – that’s fine. Think I’ll be laying low for a while now anyways.
Freeze frame lights dim.
Dionysus (voice over) - This story is nothing new. Happens all the time. People jump for something that looks too good to be true. When that happens, it usually is. Midas let Greed get the better of him. Guess it goes to show, be careful what you wish for ‘coz not all that glitters is gold.